Logging Some Poo

Happy Winter.  It’s official you know…  It is really cold and lonely here in Lexington.  Chilling with the family is great, and I love seeing my old friends every night, but there’s something missing.  Could be the ladies of the den.  (by the way, one of those ladies kissed me before I left on Friday, but that’s another story…)

So I went to a Secret Santa party with all my friends tonight.  It was pretty fun, and I racked up on the presents!  You see, in a secret santa you draw names out of a hat and everyone is supposed to get one gift…right?  well… not this time. Two of my friends both were under the impression that they were supposed to get a gift for me, so I had 2 secret santas!!!!!!  woo hoo.

(as you listen to what my secret santas got me, bear in mind that they did not talk to each other about what they were getting beforehand)

My first secret santa, wade, got me a nice little book called “What’s Your Poo Telling You?”

This book is a wonderful little bathroom tool, complete with illustrations explaining all the different types of bowel movements one can have and what they each mean about your health.  Different types of poo include: Poo-phoria, The Chinese Star, Number Three, The Pebble Poo, The Hanging Chad, and the Monster Poo. (I have wanted this book for a long time.  This is not a joke.)

Then, just when I thought things couldn’t get better, my second secret santa, tom, gave me the companion book to “What’s Your Poo Telling You?”, the “Poo Log”.

the “Poo Log” is a wonderful little record keeping book to go along with my wonderful little bathroom tool.  Every page is a new fill in the blank chart which allows me to take statistics about my poo.

So to recap:
1. Poo.
2. Look up the type of poo in “What’s Your Poo Telling You?”
3. Journal the poo, in my “Poo Log”.
4. Review my “Poo Log” to keep close tabs on my health.

Merry Crapmas.

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~ by broner on December 22, 2008.